Starryflame
unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?

unamusedsloth:

You got a problem?


Me when I lose a follower

Me when I lose a follower

magicllama27:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.
THIS IS FUCKING IT.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED
THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 
BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.
NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

It’s morning. Your alarm goes off, and you yawn, cracking your eyes open blearily. You attempt to sit up in bed, when suddenly… shit, both your elbows sink straight into those damn grooves in your Cuddle Mattress(TM). You flail helplessly, not yet awake enough to have full motor control. You don’t quite have the ab strength to sit up with both arms stuck, and you have no leverage to push yourself out. Thus, you settle with struggling to roll over onto your side, wriggling one elbow out. As it suddenly jerks out, you overbalance and are unceremoniously dumped facefirst onto the hard, cold floor. Ah yes. Another lovely morning, brought to you by a mattress with fucking cracks in it.

could you imagine if a spider got down it?

magicllama27:

isolatedartisan:

italyans:

nasdaq:

#FridayFun time! Now here’s an innovation the world is ready for: The Cuddle Mattress, which introduces slats to the upper half of the bed, making it easier to slip your arm around your partner and still sleep in comfort. http://www.npr.org/blogs/alltechconsidered/2013/08/27/216091675/weekly-innovation-a-mattress-that-makes-it-easier-to-cuddle

this is it.

THIS IS FUCKING IT.

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF ARMS FALLING ASLEEP AND ACHING NECKS WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED

THERE IS NO MORE WORRYING NOW THAT WE HAVE THESE FOAM STRIPS TO SHOVE OUR GRUBBY LITTLE ARMS INTO. JUST THINK OF THE OPPORTUNITIES. MAYBE SOME KID CAN FILL A PLASTIC BAG WITH LUBE, TUCK IT BETWEEN THIS SHIT, AND JUST GO TO FUCKING TOWN ON THIS STATE-OF-THE-ART MATTRESS 

BUT THATS NOT ALL. DO YOUR FUCKING TOES GET COLD? SHOVE YOUR FEET IN THESE CUSHIONS AND SLEEP SOUNDLY KNOWING YOUR FOOT-NUBS ARE FREE OF THE COLD.

NEED TO KEEP YOUR PHONE CLOSER WHILE YOU SLEEP? TOSS IT IN THE CRACK. AFRAID TO LEAVE YOUR CHILD ALONE IN THEIR NURSERY? WEDGE IT INTO THE CRACK. JUST FUCKING DO IT. EVER TEMPTED TO SIP A BEVERAGE WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED? SHOVE A CUP AND THERE AND INSERT YOUR STRAW. PRESTO-CHANGO, MOTHERFUCKERS. 

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS BED CAN SOLVE ALL OF THE PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD. GO OUT THERE AND BUY YOUR CUDDLING, MASTURBATORY, CHILD-AND-DRINK-HOLDING, PHONE-STORING MATTRESS RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD

Tumblr users should never make infomercials

It’s morning. Your alarm goes off, and you yawn, cracking your eyes open blearily. You attempt to sit up in bed, when suddenly… shit, both your elbows sink straight into those damn grooves in your Cuddle Mattress(TM). You flail helplessly, not yet awake enough to have full motor control. You don’t quite have the ab strength to sit up with both arms stuck, and you have no leverage to push yourself out. Thus, you settle with struggling to roll over onto your side, wriggling one elbow out. As it suddenly jerks out, you overbalance and are unceremoniously dumped facefirst onto the hard, cold floor. Ah yes. Another lovely morning, brought to you by a mattress with fucking cracks in it.

could you imagine if a spider got down it?

axentwear:

Hi everyone, thank you for your patience. We’re getting very close to launching our Kickstarter! Here are a few updates, including specs! Due to copious feedback, we have changed Axent from on-the-ear to over-the-ear, and added a small microphone to the cable. Specs: 40 mm driver20 Hz to 20 KHz frequency response 15-30 ounces in weightUSB charging or 3.5 mm Jack includedYou can sign up to be notified athttp://www.axentwear.com/! You’ll be seeing a lot of changes to the website soon. We’ve been working very hard to bring you the best product that we can! Stay tuned :)

they look so cute

axentwear:

Hi everyone, thank you for your patience. We’re getting very close to launching our Kickstarter! Here are a few updates, including specs! 

Due to copious feedback, we have changed Axent from on-the-ear to over-the-ear, and added a small microphone to the cable. 

Specs: 

40 mm driver
20 Hz to 20 KHz frequency response 
15-30 ounces in weight
USB charging or 3.5 mm Jack included

You can sign up to be notified athttp://www.axentwear.com/
You’ll be seeing a lot of changes to the website soon. We’ve been working very hard to bring you the best product that we can! Stay tuned :)

they look so cute

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

awwww-cute:

I asked my friend if she was having a good day today. All she replied with was this

lacigreen:

hermionejg:

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

a++ work, do not regret 13yo me’s crush on him at all

^^

titan-based-shota:

yongmuney:

if this page shows up on your browser immediately email tumblr staff at support@tumblr.com

yo spread this shit around

titan-based-shota:

yongmuney:

if this page shows up on your browser immediately email tumblr staff at support@tumblr.com

yo spread this shit around

glowing-fallen-angel:

always-your-winchester:

torontoqueer:

ask-hazy:

matelotage:

yourmagicalworld:

This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.

I need me a hot glue gun hot damn

Shit

Everyone is getting wands for christmas.

megasheners

OH MY GOD

i-am-momo-senpai:

please unmute this vine, I swear


2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

itsoktobegay101:

Marge Simpson, words to live by. 

itsoktobegay101:

Marge Simpson, words to live by. 

come-to-dust:

pirachu:

its so ridiculous when a fandom cant accept the fact that a character died so they come up with the weirdest theories about how they could still be alive and most of the time they make literally no sense canonically

and then they turn out to be completely accurate